I Like You Card
So you’ve been hanging out with this dude. And you want to be exclusive. But you don’t want to come off too clingy or crazy or anything. You definitely can’t say THE l-word but you kinda want to. And you kinda just want to get married because everyone else is. But you haven’t really known him that long. And you’re not sure if he’ll even understand that you want to be exclusive. You don’t even know if he’s seeing other people. So you’ll send him this strongly worded card that’s still ambiguous enough to be like “jk” if he gets weird about it. You just don’t want it to seem like you’re overthinking it.