Let's Get Married Card
So you’ve been with your girl for basically a year. And she’s pretty chill, your friends like her alright. She works for a non-profit and doesn’t exactly get benefits. And she just turned 26, goodbye to her parents’ health insurance plan. You’ve got a sweet corporate job. The benefit plan is bullshit but still better than nothing. And you like her… but like not enough to drop six figures on a ring. Plus the insurance is enough of a gift. So you’ll give her this card and make it official.
“Here you go babe! You can go to any dentist you want (as long as it’s in-network and doesn’t have a crazy copay), Love you”